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September 01 2017

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sapphysapph:

eruvadhril:

sleepingreader:

lillee-nika:

eriakit:

irreverentcatalyst:

jujubiest:

smallswingshoes:

vaspider:

transkrem:

smol-bi-josephine:

z-paladin:

theflutteryay:

witchywaterstone:

purple-curly:

witchywaterstone:

purple-curly:

askchrysoberylandfriends:

purple-curly:

askchrysoberylandfriends:

allmightyyellow:

niphuial:

Bytckre….. okay then.

At least you aren’t Owmowhwh.

crap I’m grgebrt

Naipkeon

thats actually kinda cool

fuck your cool name

shut your face grgebrt  

Dyckmol

What the fuck

Hello Dickmole

You shut up napkin

I’m Cyvemin?

Tedwzann?

Ssiklam

Not bad.

Asalsan….cool

Dyermas… not bad. 

Inizlek.

Ilunkys. Yas.

Wnincao

Edit: My best friend and soon to be ex-roommate, Ilunkys, just informed me that I am a “winning cow” and proceeded to call me “Pretty Bessie.” She must die.

Ialisup. I keep skipping the s and reading it as alley-oop.

Alley-oop to Pretty Bessie, do you read

Anroine

Lautwios

Lezaliy

Ineajom

Ineakig

apersnicketylemon:

apersnicketylemon:

stop calling aro/ace people ‘straight’ or ‘basically straight’ 2kever.

I’d appreciate if people could reblog this, because this is a thing that ace people constantly have to deal with. A huge number of people, especially the L and G (but I have seen it from bi and pan people too) love to claim asexuals are ‘secretly straight’ in order to exclude us in much the same way they try to exclude bi and pan people from the community.

Like I have literally received death threats and suicide provocation for saying that ace people belong in the community and nearly all of them called me ‘secretly straight’ or some variation there-of and I can’t be the only ace person who’s had to deal with this crap. We are not straight.

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thatmissjo:

THE DOCTOR IS A LEGEND WOVEN THROUGHOUT HISTORY
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counterpunches:

fuckstruckswan:

Actually, I came to beg your forgiveness. I offered you the world, and at the first test of honour I betrayed you. Please, Danielle.

#this movie has aged so well like it’s still peak quality

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amey-winehouse:

revolutionarykoolaid:

amey-winehouse:

butterflysuki77:

In case some of you are wondering “what the deal is” with Houston, TX.  This is a collection of posts that family and friends have shared via social media just today.

I vividly remember Rita! We spent 14 hours on the road trying to get to Austin (which normally only takes about 3 hours to get there). There were 6 of us including my elderly great grandmother and my huge dog (RIP to both). It was impossible to find gas in the city, it was blazing hot, we couldn’t use A/C because we couldn’t waste gas, and it was so stalled that people were literally riding bikes and skateboards on the highway. It was a Gahhdamn mess!!

endless prayers to all my people in houston. we’re paying attention, and hoping you get every resource available to help you survive and rebuild.

Thank you 🙏🏾💜

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tuffetu:

Love is old, love is new

Love is all, love is you

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cleverbrighthermione:

Albus, Rose, and Scorpius first day of school

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hahaha-urp:

Renamed paint colors.

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masha-russia:

Happy 1st of September!

19 years later is today!

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rose-nebula-art:

rose–nebula:

Thirteen and Rose in the Tardis.


deviant art

The Oncoming Blondes.

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stardustinjune:

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Also all my transition frames together because I love them and spent too much time on them!

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jyn-erso:

1st of September. Nineteen years later.

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firewhisky:

September 1, 2017

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tabletop-rpgs:

The crew from Sam’s one shot.

Source of pic 1

Source of pic 2

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politedemon:

Jodie Whittaker is the 13th Doctor!

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triaelf9:

YAY SAM!! What a good one shot (Also all the Jayne love, not biased b/c favorite class, nope, what are you talking about :P)

Enjoy!

< Episode 110 ~ 

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susiephone:

i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

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catsbeaversandducks:

“Don’t f*cking touch me, Carl.”

When Witches Watch Ghost Shows

thorins-magnificent-ass:

the-stray-liger:

breelandwalker:

“That’s…That’s not how Ouija boards work. And the apps are not a reliable indicator of activity because their shit is randomly generated.”

“Why are you ASKING the tiny mysterious child to come in and play? Are you fucking stupid?”

“Why is it white people? Why do these shows almost always feature random white middle-America fluffheads without the sense God gave a goose? Is it because they do dumb shit more often or because POC families are quicker to recognize spirit bullshit and move the hell out?“

“-blink- Lady, that is NOT the 91st Psalm.”

“Wait, so you saw random geometric symbols doodled in a closet and you automatically thought OMG SATANIC? What kind of ignorant jackass….”

“RECREATIONAL TAROT CARD READING DOES NOT RANDOMLY SUMMON SPIRITS, YOU USELESS CARDBOARD SUBMARINE!”

“Since when is divination the same as spirit-summoning? What is this bullshit? Read a goddamn book, people, holy crap.”

“No no no, you can’t just set herbs on fire and think that’s it. You have to put some oomph behind it and claim your space. Holy shit, if you can’t use the sage properly, put it the fuck down.”

“You moved into a house that the realtor was literally afraid to walk around in, did you think there was no REASON for that!?”

“Oh you ignored your wife and kids being terrified cause you’re skeptical of spirits, mister big tough man? How’d that work out for ya? Thrown down the stairs you say? Gee, that’s rough.”

“Why does NOBODY listen to their kids when they say they see weird shit!?”

-the second anybody mentions Zozo- “OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD. OH MY. GOD OH MY GOD. OHHHH MY GOD.”

“Ohhh yes, there was a witch who lived in the house once. Totally the cause of your haunting because we all know that the only thing witches do is sit around and summon evil spirits. Much wicked. Very scare. Wow.”

“Yanno, witches aren’t automatically evil and hauntings can be nasty without being demonic. Your fundie financial backers are showing.”

“Listen, numb nuts, surfing the internet to find out what’s clomping around your house at night is kind of like going to WebMD to figure out why you have a stomachache. The answer you find is always going to be way more dire than what’s actually going on. Sheesh.”

“Oh my fuckin life….I need more wine.”

YOU USELESS CARDBOARD SUBMARINE

“why would you taunt or provoke a demon? They know you’re a ghost Hunter! They aren’t gonna do shit to you until you turn off the camera’s.”


“Stop pissing off the dead! They can follow you home!”


“I hope one of them throws your ass down the stairs for calling that ghost lady a hoe”


“Why do these shows always use wiccans who don’t even specialize in spirit work.”


“Dude STOP YELLING THEY CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE! THEY ARE DEAD NOT DEAF. ”


“don’t tell them your full name you moron! Do you even know what someone can do to you with that? That’s right everything and anything.”


“Why are you screaming it’s just an opossum!”


“Haha, just because it is a spirit that makes you feel afraid doesn’t mean it’s a demon.”


“ have these assholes ever met a demon?”


“I’m tempted to bring all of my spirit companions to their headquarters just to make their ghost detectors go berserk.”


“That isn’t how that works”


“Excuse you, you come into where they live and you keep them up all night, I’d be pissed at you too.”

“Oh baby you need to turn around and leave that spirit is not happy you are there.”


“That is not how scrying works you diddly-dumbass ”

“Run forest, Run! Look at this Jack ass.”

“Most tarot decks have spirits in them! You need to be more specific when asking questions and yet not too broad.”

“Don’t burn the little ghost girl’s toy Bryan.”

“That is a saint Peters cross you dumb ass. Lucicer’s cross is called a Leviathan cross. They are two totally different things and are not interchangeable!”

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